Do sheep get heavier when it rains?
Do they turn into a raincloud?
Could I use one as a sponge?
Or would I not be allowed?
The Portuguese word for custard
Apparently, is “custardo”
Although the person who told me this is English
And I’m not sure how he would know
I hate it when chavs are loud on the bus
I just really don’t see the need
I can’t tell whether they have hearing problems
Or whether they’ve smoked too much weed
Are our minds being filled up
With rudeness and profanity
It certainly seems that way
From all the sex and violence on TV
Someone threw a Milky Way at me once
(The chocolate bar, not the galaxy)
It hit me right in the eye
And for a while I couldn’t see
How has Leonardo Di Caprio not won an Oscar?
It really is a farce
I’d like to meet with the Oscar judges
And kick them up the… bottom
One of my acquaintances
Is really rather posh
He’ll be drinking Chardonnay
While I’ve got orange squash
This poem was random, wasn’t it?
That’s something even I’ll admit
Maybe it would have made more sense
If I wasn’t such a twit