Request: Selotape

Christmas wrappers

Christmas crackers

Are all things to be tied

You could use glue

Or string

Or bands

But tape’s more

easily supplied

It’s cheap

It’s plastic

And disposable to boot

Also is more slimline

For Santa in his chute

Choose tape

This winter

It’s more reliable to stick

Forget the old favourites

Using tape is much more quick

Blue tack

And white tack

They really don’t compare

Tape will make your day

When you have a breakage scare

Selotape is great

Selotape is grand

And always does its best

You could use glue

Or string

Or bands

But tape’s much

Better than the rest

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